Friday, 8 January 2010

Am I Just Too Handsome?

Dear Grandma Alice,
I have totally a problem dude. It's wicked bad. What's happened is, totally, you know dat some peeps r hideously ugly, well dis peep, meaning me, is hideously handsome.

People are always sick with delight when dey see me. It's like dey've eaten too many choclits or somefing!

Love you

From

Really Really Really Good Looking Guy

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Dear Really Really Really Good Looking Guy,

First of all, I'm sure you don't love me, but thanks anyways. Also, see the correct spellings: 'that', 'are', 'people', 'this', 'person', 'they', 'they've', 'chocolates' and 'something'. Please correct this atrocious spelling and try not to make these mistakes again.
It seems that your problem isn't much of a problem at all. Take it as a compliment and wear a rain macintosh at all times just in case some vomit flecks on you.

Stay good-lookin'

Grandma Alice

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